Baby Boomers and Gen Y
Gen X-er here and I got something to say to the two generations that surround us.
Dear Boomers: You have sucked our coffers dry with your childhood fantasies of re-enacting what your parents accomplished as the “greatest generation”. Just stop. You suck. We know it, you know it, so stop. You will never be the “Lone Ranger” with your trusty sidekick Tonto. Just knock it off already.
And Gen Y. Oh where to start. You are the biggest bunch of entitlement-minded pussies ever. You wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it stepped on you. Guess what, you morons…you gotta prove yourself just like everyone else. I REALLY don’t give a shit if your Mom thinks you are pretty or smart. Until you prove it, you’re nothing but an insipid whiner that couldn’t find your way out of a box.
So guess what folks? Gen X is a very small generation sandwiched between two very large ones. Now, what happens when a small group has concentrated power over a larger group?
Yeah… you are all fucked.
I would highly recommend you be nice to us. Oh, and for the twenty-somethings that are reading this: I don’t expect you to understand. Isn’t there an episode of “Jersey Shore” you should be watching?
~~Grumpy Gen X-er